Our next system conversion at work is moving 1.2 TRILLION dollars of customer assets over to a new database.

TRILLION. WITH A T!

What even…

  1. spoochiteatime said: Totally misread “assets” as “asses” and openly wondered why anyone would have so many asses in a database.
  2. aura-lee said: Gee, with all that money, I wonder if anyone would even notice a couple hundred thousand lost along the way… *wink*
  3. lesbiandeathcult reblogged this from octosmagiccastle and added:
    I forget that trillions are an actual thing. How can that much...anything even exist.
  4. npcmimic said: lets see who’s information gets lost in the move…
  5. shewbs said: send some my way super butter
  6. the-pizza-god said: That’s a lot of 99 cent Arizona teas there, bro.
  7. doublejoeseven said: Dude, that’s like more than 1.1 trillion dollars!
  8. tennathing said: its hard for me to understand big numbers in any kind of context because i have absolutely no experience with dealing with that much crap. “i cant imagine something that big” is true, but the feeling of awe is lost. :(
  9. monkyman260 said: Shit son! I hope it doesnt mess up.
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